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The one who needs you most is not necessarily the one who knows you well and appreciates your merits. Just remember a starving person can’t be an epicure at that very specific point in time.

If you haven’t gulped down any beer, your bladder will become full in 1.5 hours. But if you have, it will in just 0.5 hour. With beer, the world becomes 3 times faster.

19 = simply stunning!
21 = holy cow!
25 = what’s wrong?
30 = are you there?

Adele told James Corden on Carpool Karaoke that 25 would be her last album named after her age.

Her new album, 30, however, is coming out in twenty minutes. Is that her Grade 10 Math score?

Is it just me or can anyone here distinguish between the members of a K-Pop band you know?

To me they’re just kombu, nori, seaweed, and kelp.

Even though you know very well how to please Mr. Postman and Mr. Guder in bed, make believe it’s your first time.

AT&T’s allegedly mighty 5G network doesn’t make you capable of calling occupants of interplanetary craft. They say it’s going to take some time. With tons of support tickets and complaints, you’re hurting each other.

I enrolled in a carpenter’s class. I haven’t made anything yet; we only meet on rainy days and Mondays, and we’ve only just begun.

Let me put it this way. I have zero reading comprehension when you’ve written an article valorizing polyamory.

A friend who cares about your mental well-being is a true friend, someone you can rely on regardless of the circumstances.

Don’t fart in an Apple store — you know they don’t have Windows.

A sad but true fact: every time a developer adopts a subscription business model, they don’t worry about old users/fans switching to alternatives. New users will fill the void anyway. So, stop yelling at @notabilityapp, delete the app, & move on. Something else’s gonna suit you.