Two avocados a day keep doctors away.

Now I’m listening to

🎵 Hypnotized (feat. Marco Luka & Tanu) 🎤 Weston Estate 💿 Hypnotized (feat. Marco Luka & Tanu) – Single (2019)

Now I’m listening to

🎵 Lonely Hearts Club 🎤 Winona Oak 💿 CLOSURE – EP (2020)

Friend: Why did you have to buy a pair of so-called Hi-Fi wired headphones when you’ve already got Bluetooth earbuds?

Me: Why bother to cook your cereal on the stovetop when you can nuke it in like three minutes?

#GenderDifference #NoSuchThing

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/ken-haire-cn-rail-harbour-grace-same-sex-marriage-1.6008873 MUST-READ (4 min) CN withholding pension from gay widower over outdated definition of spouse (by Ryan Cooke)

Ken Haire lost his husband in 2012, and has spent parts of the last nine years fighting with Canadian National Railway to get money from his pension. The company denied him because gay marriage was not recognized at the time of his husband’s retirement. … ⇢ Read more

Data from the Apple Health app reveals why lockdowns and quarantine haven’t affected me too much.

Oh entrée! Beautiful entrée! You make my world better!

Now I’m listening to

🎵 Andre 🎤 Small Sins 💿 Volume II (2021)

As of April 27th, 2021, 1 out of 31 people in Canada was diagnosed with COVID-19, compared with 1 out of 83 in India.

*Automation*

If
UV index is above 5,
and if
you’re going to hang out with someone,
then
tell that person to apply sunscreen.

If there’s no photobook attached that contains his full frontal nudity, there’s no incentive for me to purchase DJ Khaled’s new album. It’s basically a download-listen-delete thing.

While many of my peers are experiencing the onset of their “mid-life crises,” I’m playing Doja Cat all day long.

Now I’m listening to

🎵 So High 🎤 Doja Cat 💿 Purrr! – EP (2014)

I’ve submitted a ticket to the 500px team, asking to have my account deleted. (You can deactivate your account on your own but have to submit a ticket to terminate the service.)

Why? Because their web and mobile apps are not designed for human users. I’m only human, though.