I just used the vcuum clener on my keybord. Brillint. Relly brillint.

Tulisa’s blowjobs are a lot like her concerts. Nobody comes. (via @butterstickswift) (https://t.co/lgo0lANy)

There are a lot of Tulisa’s sick jokes on Sickipedia out of the blue. Not unveiled till I googled recent news about her. Then I laughed out.

NKBBS will deactivate Telnet access in the near future due to site reconstruction and convert into a Web-only BBS with new UI and structure.

Replacing the burnt-looking LCD of iMac 27″ (2011 model). Tech support says too many complaints have been received. [t.co/6v9evpYX](https://t.co/6v9evpYX)

Just trimmed my full beard into a circle beard 24 hours ago. The new style feels so fresh!

Is there any Android phone now whose UI is as smooth as that of an iPhone 4S? Need your advice, please.

RT @autocorrects: A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, “Where were you between four and six?” I said, “Kindergarten”

RT @autocorrects: I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.

I hate tyrants. But I hate liars better. Would it be easier for a tyrant to be absolutely honest than for a liar to treat his people right?

Did anyone’s iMac 27″ LCD ever look burnt with dark smudges and gray blotches up on the upper half and get repaired by Apple? Mine’s the same.

@autocorrects no better than “PASS THE DILDO!”